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The name's Hannah Marie Russell & I am the Fashion Fancy Idiot - a 23 year old who loves nothing more than wearing & eating her feelings.
I've been a fashion & beauty lover ever since I was little, stealing my sister's heels & makeup so I could strut through our house like Queen Bee. I'm a fully trained beauty therapist who currently works for ASOS whilst writing & trying to desperately save for adult life in my spare time.
My Dad's nickname for me is 'John' (seriously), 'cause apparently I swear too much so be prepared for offensive language throughout. If curse words aren't your thing then you better click that little X in the top-right hand corner now, go find yourself a nice little video of a baby eating a lemon or something on YouTube instead.
I've had people ask me, "why the Fashion Fancy Idiot?" Well, I am a complete & utter moron. I fall over my own feet, I choke on my own breath & half the time my mind runs quicker than my mouth does so I end up stuttering, but that's okay. I've accepted it & trust me, I've called myself worse things than an idiot. I just didn't think 'Fashion Fancy Dickhead' had the right ring to it.
My personal style is probably something cross between Ru Paul's Drag Race & Florence Welch, so think sequins & bright colours mixed with vintage velvet. The outfits I wear are a true reflection of my personality which is something I try to put across in my writing too, usually with outbursts of internal thoughts which should stay internal but I choose to share nonetheless.
Feel free to read, share, comment whatever the heck you like (unless you're going to be mean in which case, jog on.)
- Hannah
